To mate or not to mate by Kogasangel

To mate or not to mate

A/N:  This is my little number for the condom challenge.  Please read and review

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Her mother had clearly gone off the deep end.  It was obvious that her mother was only looking out for her best interest, but did she really have go and buy an entire box of condoms and stuff them into her backpack.

Of course, it never occurred to her to check her backpack before leaving for the feudal era.  She didn’t find them the first night she was back and pulled out the necessary items for dinner.  She was more interested in keeping Inu Yasha and Sesshomaru from killing each other and keeping Rin and Shippo occupied and away from the violence.

It was on the second day, when the group had stopped to rest from a long morning of walking, that Shippo asked if he could get out his crayons so that he and Rin could color.  Harmless….right? 

WRONG!!

In her zeal to introduce Shippo to the things that children from her time play with, she had once brought a whole bag of balloons and showed him how to blow them up so that he could play with them.  So, when had pulled her bag over towards him and began to sort through it, she wasn’t concerned when he exclaimed, “Kagome, I found more balloons!”

“That’s nice, Shippo.”  She replied, her eyes watching both brothers cautiously.  “Why don’t you show Rin how to blow one up?”

Of course, it was about then that Inu Yasha bellowed and began to run towards Sesshomaru, though the elder youkai didn’t seem too concerned about the attack, and was thrown back and landed in the dirt.  The children were behind her, giggling, and she was about to scold her hanyou friend when Miroku came up beside her and calmly said, “I don’t remember the last package of balloons being in little packets.  Kagome, what kind of balloons are these?”

Frowning, and now commanding the attention of everyone within their group, Kagome turned and found that the children were happily playing with oddly shaped balloons that looked very familiar.  So familiar that a bright, red blush spread across Kagome’s face as she walked over and bent down to a discarded package and lifted it up.

Her face grew even redder when she read ‘For her pleasure’ on the square, foil package.  Apparently, her mother was looking out for all of her interests.  Miroku leaned over her shoulder and coughed.

“Well, that would explain why those balloons are shaped differently from the ones you last brought.  These are balloons for adults to play with.”  He said and waggled his eyebrows up and down. 

Sango was quickly making her way towards the perverted monk, but Kagome never even gave the slayer a chance to deliver the blow.  She did it herself and as she cradled her sore hand, the inu brothers approached to take a closer look at the ‘balloons’ the pups were playing with.

Inu Yasha cocked his head to the side and said, “Those balloons are cock-shaped.”

Sesshomaru growled and turned to the humiliated miko.  “Explain.”  He ordered and she knew that she had better tell him the full truth and nothing but.

As all eyes, save for the pups, turned to her, she cleared her throat and said, “They are called condoms and they are used to prevent pregnancy.”

Sango blushed and looked over at Shippo and Rin, who were having the time of their lives throwing the condoms up in the air and then darting forward and swatting them back into the air.  She turned her eyes back to where Kagome stood and allowed her eyes to widen when she saw that the youkai lord was now towering over the small miko.

She was about to step forward, but Miroku caught her hand and shook his head.  He had seen a glint in the youkai lord’s eye and knew that glint well.  In fact, it was the same one that he gave off whenever he saw a tight, little bottom that was just begging to be stroked.

Kagome gulped silently as the large youkai stood over her with a packet in his hand.  “So, a male is able to mate a female without the worry of pupping her at that time.”  He surmised and watched as the miko gave a small nod.  “I see.”

Kagome let out the breath she had been holding as Sesshomaru turned to his retainer.  “Watch over Rin and the kit.”  He commanded and then turned back to Kagome and quickly lifted her off her feet and settled her over his shoulder.  “I am interested as to see just how effective these condoms are.  We will return in the morning.”

As Kagome sputtered out her confusion, the youkai lord strolled off without even glancing over at the flabbergasted hanyou.  When they were out of sight, Miroku bent down and picked up an unopened packet and then presented it to Sango.

“My dear Sango,”  He began, his own eyes glinting mischievously, “Would you do me the honor of allowing me to try this condom out to see if the prevention method is accurate?”

Sango’s mouth flopped open and she did the only thing she could think of:  She punched Miroku so hard that Inu Yasha winced.  Turning her eyes once more to the children, she wondered if perhaps Kagome should stop bringing such ‘interesting’ items to their era.  It was clearly turning even the most civilized youkai into major perverts.