Rhi

Dear Santa,

All I want for christmas is Johnny Depp

NICKI ROCKS MY SOCKS!! she's my #1 fan!!

I LOVE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!

I love Johnny Depp

JOHNNY DEPP IS SEXY!!

INfo bout him:

name: John Christopher Depp II

Birth date: 6/9/63

Height: 5'10"

weight: 155

birth place: Owensboro, Kentucky

Hair: Brown, usually uncombed

eyes: Brown

occupations: Gas attendant, pen salesman, musician, actor

adress : [email protected]

OR

9100 Wilshire Blvd, Ste 725E

Beverly Hills CA 90212-3441

USA

Distinguishing Features: High cheekbones, pouty lips

tattoos: Right Arm - Wino Forever, Indian head;

Left bicep - heart with Betty Sue and

inverted triangle;

three rectangles on right index finger;

The Brave doodle on right forearm;

skull and cross bones on right ankle (no image);

symbol similar to a 3 on his left hand;

Lily Rose on chest above heart;

Jack and a swallow on right forearm;

Two more unknown to me.

Relatives: Mother - Betty Sue Palmer,

Father - John Depp,

brother - Danny,

Sisters - Christie and Debbie

Marital Status: Divorced, engaged, engaged, engaged...steady with Vanessa

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over used phrase: sweet and like (all new yorkers have a problem with saying it, well most)

over used aim phrase: lol and Im bored

bad habits: biting finger nails, biting my lip when nervous, craking my neck, and fingers, sometimes back and toes. (lol) and who could forget for a comeback always saying "scew your mom" or sticking my tongue out. (kieran hates when i do that)

type of music into: punk/rock

hobbies: SNOWBOARDING, skateboarding, wakeboarding (what can i say i love boarding) and tennis. Listening to music, writing, drawing, and checking out hot guys with my friends...yea im a loser...

fav type of books: sad, adventure,and romance (don't comment on that cause im surprised i told you)

social group/ (i switch around sometimes depends what mood I'm in) goth/punk/skater/tomboy/outcast/emo/ boarders

Yes I am I goth I wear all black and my attitude is totally tomboy/skater meaning i act tomboy (like getting into fights) but i dress goth.

In my school about half the kids are goth the best part is there all posers. In my school we have different types of goths meaning each goth hangouts with a different goth group:

1. the ones who cut themselves

2. the alcoholics

3. the smokers

4. the ones who love life (posers)

5. the tomboy goths

6. the whores (they have sex all the time)

7. the anerxics (um i suck at spelling)

8. the over weights

9. the alcholics and smokers

10. the crack heads

11. the pot heads

12. the pot heads who drink and smoke

13. the abused

14. the pot head (only one girl is this) who drinks, smokes, cuts, and hates her life

Im in the tom boy goths along with my friend nicki, and some other kids.

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I love Sesshoumaru!!

I love Johnny Depp

I love Kouga!!

I love Johnny Depp

I love Ban!!

I love Johnny Depp

I love Hiten!!

I love Johnny Depp

I love Ryan Speck

I love Johnny Depp

I love Josh Holloway

I love Johnny Depp

I love Billie joe Armstrong

I love Johnny Depp

I love Remy/Gambit

I love Johnny Depp

I love the man i love

Did i mention I love Johnny Depp? lol

I love my best friends! there the absolute best! Which includes,

Devin, (man we're the coolest together)

Nicki, (you savedmy life lol I

rebecca (I less then three you)

Marusol (good pirate great body lol)

sally (dirty mind for sure)

Mellissa (man hope mrs g doesnt yell at us anymore for singing pot songs lol) (im not a pot head mellissa on the other hand)

Kelsey (we went in the guy bathroom ohno)

Mellissa (hunny bunch i love you lol)

The song me n Mellissa listen to in art

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need

We can go to the park, after dark

Smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong

And sell tapes from here to hong kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems

Being high as hell flyin' through palmdale

Skatin' on jaggy rims

So roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my cabby will

(im not a pot head but I cant say that for mellissa)

ummmm don't know what else to say....

fav quotes by johnny depp

As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.

Johnny Depp

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a problem with is being labeled.

Johnny Depp

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Johnny Depp

I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything I can to avoid it.

Johnny Depp

If there's any message to my work, it is ultimately that it's OK to be different, that it's good to be different, that we should question ourselves before we pass judgment on someone who looks different, behaves different, talks different, is a different color.

Johnny Depp

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Fav bands:

Nickel back

Blink182

snowpatrol

blue october

Evanescence

Linkin Park

Maroon 5

green day

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

hinder

Dim

Anti-Heros

GBH

Husker Du

The Business

GG Allin

Stiff Little Fingers

The Clash

Sick on the Bus

Misfits

Dead Kennedys

The Exploited

The Undertones

Killing Joke

Discharge

Crass

Close Shave

The Vandals

Infa Riot

Rancid

Blitz

The Damned

Partisans

SLF

UK Subs

One Way System

Adicts

Sex Pistols

Templars

Angelic Upstarts

Oxymoron

Dropkick Murphys

Major Accident

Sham 69

The Buzzcocks

Anti Nowhere League

Peter And The Test Tube Babies

Slaughter & The Dogs

the killers

panic at the diso

red hot chilli pepers

wezzer

simple plan

Good Charlotte

all american rejects

foo fighters

MCR

FOB

my fav movies

Da Vinci Code

Big Momma's House

ring 1,2

grudge 1,2

scary movie 1,2,3,4

pink panther

x-men 1,2,3

Forest Gump (i lovve you jennaee lol)

Eight below

inside man (if you want to know why he dug that hole it was to go to the bathroom)

date movie

hostel

fav movies with johnny depp

1. Shantaram (2008) (announced) .... Lindsay

2. The Rum Diary (2008) (pre-production) .... Paul Kemp

3. Sweeney Todd (2007) (pre-production) .... Sweeney Todd

4. Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007) (post-production) .... Jack Sparrow

... aka P.O.T.C. 3 (USA: promotional abbreviation)

5. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) .... Jack Sparrow

... aka P.O.T.C. 2 (USA: promotional abbreviation)

... aka Pirates 2 (USA: informal short title)

... aka Rummty II (Philippines: English title: review title)

6. Pirates of the Caribbean: Legend of Jack Sparrow (2006) (VG) (voice) .... Jack Sparrow

7. Corpse Bride (2005) (voice) .... Victor Van Dort

... aka Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (Singapore: English title) (USA: complete title)

8. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) .... Willy Wonka

... aka Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The IMAX Experience (USA: IMAX version)

9. The Libertine (2004) .... Rochester

10. Finding Neverland (2004) .... Sir James Matthew Barrie

11. Ils se marièrent et eurent beaucoup d'enfants (2004) .... L'inconnu

... aka ...And They Lived Happily Ever After (International: English title)

12. "King of the Hill" .... Yogi Victor (1 episode, 2004)

- Hank's Back (2004) TV Episode (voice) .... Yogi Victor

13. Secret Window (2004) .... Mort Rainey

14. Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) .... Sands

15. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) .... Jack Sparrow

... aka P.O.T.C. (USA: promotional abbreviation)

16. From Hell (2001) .... Inspector Frederick Abberline

17. Blow (2001) .... George Jung

18. Chocolat (2000) .... Roux

19. Before Night Falls (2000) .... Lt. Victor

... aka Antes que anochezca (USA: Spanish title)

20. The Man Who Cried (2000) .... Cesar

... aka The man who cried - Les larmes d'un homme (France)

21. Sleepy Hollow (1999) .... Ichabod Crane

... aka Sleepy Hollow (Germany)

22. The Astronaut's Wife (1999) .... Commander Spencer Armacost

23. The Ninth Gate (1999) .... Dean Corso

... aka Neuvième porte, La (France)

... aka Novena puerta, La (Spain)

24. "Top Secret" .... Narrator (2 episodes)

- Scottland Yard (????) TV Episode .... Narrator

- The Mossad (????) TV Episode .... Narrator

25. L.A. Without a Map (1998) (uncredited) .... William Blake/Himself

... aka I Love L.A. (France)

... aka Los Angeles Without a Map

26. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) .... Raoul Duke

27. The Brave (1997) .... Raphael

28. Donnie Brasco (1997) .... Donnie Brasco/Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone

29. Nick of Time (1995) .... Gene Watson

30. Dead Man (1995) .... William Blake

... aka Dead Man (Germany)

... aka Jim Jarmusch's Dead Man (USA)

31. Don Juan DeMarco (1995) .... Don Juan

32. Ed Wood (1994) .... Ed Wood

33. What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993) .... Gilbert Grape

34. Benny & Joon (1993) .... Sam

35. Arizona Dream (1993) .... Axel Blackmar

... aka Arizona Dream (France)

... aka The Arrowtooth Waltz

36. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) (as Oprah Noodlemantra) .... Teen on TV

37. Edward Scissorhands (1990) .... Edward Scissorhands

38. "21 Jump Street" .... Officer Tom Hanson (52 episodes, 1987-1990)

- Blackout (1990) TV Episode .... Officer Tom Hanson

- How I Saved the Senator (1990) TV Episode .... Officer Tom Hanson

- Last Chance High (1990) TV Episode .... Officer Tom Hanson

- La Bizca (1990) TV Episode .... Officer Tom Hanson

- Awomp-Bomp-Aloobomb, Aloop Bamboom (1990) TV Episode .... Officer Tom Hanson

(47 more)

39. Cry-Baby (1990) .... Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker

40. "Hotel" .... Rob Cameron (1 episode, 1987)

... aka Arthur Hailey's Hotel

- Unfinished Business (1987) TV Episode .... Rob Cameron

41. Platoon (1986) .... Private Gator Lerner

42. Slow Burn (1986) (TV) .... Donnie Fleischer

43. "Lady Blue" .... Lionel Viland (1 episode, 1985)

- Beasts of Prey (1985) TV Episode .... Lionel Viland

44. Private Resort (1985) .... Jack

45. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) .... Glen Lantz

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heres a site with my pics

http://www.animespiral.com/viewuser.php?uid=21954

www.myspace.com/snowbound360

HERE ARE NICKIS INTERPRETTED SONGS REALLY FUNNY!!

______song_____________

hello mother hello father

i've been smoking marjinania

crack is good but smack is better

but i'm to high to write this letter

_______song________________

I love Johnny

i love bubbles

meow mix

meow mix

i'm in trouble

________song_____________

oops she did it again

she got plastic surgery

oh baby baby

what will she do next

she got pregant

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Some funny parody’s

~~~~~~~~backstreet boys TITLE which backstreet boys is gay~~~~~~~~~~~

We are on fire, we have desires, but one is that way, one backstreet boy is gay, but we don’t want to be mean, since now he’s a queen, don’t ask me, Which backstreet boy is gay, TELL ME WHO, ain’t saying that its AJ, TELL ME WHO, ain’t saying that its Howe, Tell me who, I never wanna hear you say, Which backstreet boy is gay, now I can see him, he’s in woman’s cloths…

~~~~~~~~~Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody)~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

Wanna go for a ride?

Sure Ken!

Well forget it!

(Chorus)

I'm an ugly girl

My face makes you hurl

Sad I have it

I should bag it

Acne everywhere

Unwanted facial hair

I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation

(You're so ugly you disgust me)

I'm a bland, homely girl

All alone in the world

I'm as flat as a board

Thin and lanky

You're a dog and a troll

Were you hit by a train?

Won't go near you cuz your breath is stanky

Don't get touched

I'm afraid

Cuz guys say I'm an eye sore

Ooooooooh (Chorus) You're so ugly you disgust me

Boo hoo hoo yeah

You're so ugly you disgust me

Ooooooh oooooh

Oh let's go and have some fun!

I'm sorry, but you're too damn ugly.

Oh screw you Ken!

~~~~~~~~~i believe i can fly~~~~~~

"*Sings song* I believe I can fly!! Till I got shot by the F.B.I!""