Rubbed the Right Way by SilverWaters

One-shot

Hey guys! Instead of sleeping or doing work, I decided to write this little ditty. Nothing big, just something to amuse myself with. Reviews are welcome.

Disclaimer: The characters are not mine.

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Rubbed the Right Way

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It was official; Kagome and Sesshoumaru were finally an item. As Kagome walked behind her new lover with her eyes firmly locked on his back end, she recalled how she and Sesshoumaru had gotten together.

It had not been romantic by any means. There were no sweet words or adoring stares into each others eyes. That crap had not worked with Inuyasha, so she was fine with the more straightforward route Sesshoumaru had taken.

One minute she had been sitting peacefully under a tree pretending to do her math homework (In actuality she had visions of Sesshoumarus dancing through her head...Naked.), and the next she was airborne, flung over Sesshoumaru's shoulder with him telling her that they were going to rut.

She had only protested for about, oh, 10 seconds, before she gave in. Her argument had been along the lines of "What?!...No...I couldn't...But...Okay." Hey, she had been giving him the eye ever since he had joined her little shard hunting group, so who was she to complain?

So, yeah, they did the dirty, decided that they would like to do it again and again and again and again, and that they best way to ensure this was to be a couple.

The weeks following their union were the best Kagome had ever had. They would fight a demon, have sex, find shards, have sex, eat dinner, have sex, go to sleep, wake up, have sex, and go back to sleep again. Recently, however, the sex part of that routine, the most important part in Kagome's mind, had become non-existent.

That's right folks. Kagome was not getting any, and she was getting bitchy...and horny. Really horny. Super duper mega crazy horny. So horny that she had run out of adjectives to describe just how horny she was.

The group had been tracking one of Naraku's detachments, and the bastard seemed to generate minor Oni and leave them in its wake. They were constantly on the move, and both Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru kept everyone going at an almost unbearable pace in an attempt to try and catch up with the detachment, and hopefully Naraku himself. The Oni were not difficult to deal with, but it kept the group busy. Too busy for other, far more enjoyable, activities.

Kagome sighed as she continued to gaze longingly at Sesshoumaru's oh-so-perfect ass. There was a dimple on the left cheek, and she smiled to herself as she remembered finding it and giving it a little kiss. It had been so cute. After she had kissed it, she had decided to kiss the other cheek, since, you know, she did not want to play favorites. After that, she had attempted to map out the rest of Sesshoumaru's body with her tongue. Sesshoumaru, however, decided it was his turn, and since Kagome was always one to play fair...

But now that perfect and dimpled tush was hidden from her by a layer of silk.

Dammit.

She stared harder, hoping that if she did it long enough the pants would eventually disappear all together.

"Oi, wench! What's with that stupid face your making?"

Sigh. Leave it to Inuyasha...

Kagome turned to glare at the inu-hanyou, but when she turned back to her lovely view, Sesshoumaru (and his ass) were gone.

Son-of-a-bitch! Could she not get a break! If she was not getting laid, she should at the very least be able to look!!

Maybe she had pissed off some god or dark miko, and now she was cursed to be forever unsatisfied. No, fate would not be that cruel. It would not give her a taste of heaven and then take it away. Would it? Oh, god, please let it be no.

Catching a glimpse of silver off to the left, Kagome turned to see her man-candy (or demon-candy...whatever) leaping from tree to tree and scanning the horizon for any signs of danger.

Damn, he was fine. And that hair...so pretty. She could spend hours just running her fingers through it. Soft as silk...softer even. And so shiny...

Kagome's fingers itched as she longed to touch that silver mane, but since he was out of reach, she decided that hitting Inuyasha upside the head would also work at relieving a bit of her frustration. He was currently going through her bag anyway, searching for ramen.

Bop. "Ow, bitch! What the hell was that for?!"

"Stay out of my stuff, Inuyasha!"

"Damn! And here I thought that getting laid would have calmed you down!"

Kagome froze. Shippou froze. Kirara froze. Even Miroku, with his hand halfway to Sango's butt, froze. Sesshoumaru, who had joined the group once more, merely crossed his arms, raised an eyebrow, and waited for his woman to respond.

Slowly, Kagome turned to Inuyasha. "What...did...you...just...say...to...me?"

Sensing danger, Inuyasha attempted a quick retreat. "Uh, nothing. Never mind!"

As Inuyasha backed away, Kagome stalked towards him, her eyes narrowed in anger. "Let me tell you something, you asshole!"

The others gathered 'round to watch the show.

"Just because it only takes you three minutes to jack-off behind a bush does not mean the rest of us have been getting any recently!! You have really been rubbing me the wrong way, so why don't you mind your own damn business, keep your opinions to you yourself, and stay the hell out of my shit!!"

Inuyasha gaped at Kagome, while the other snickered. Finally finding his voice, Inuyasha turned to Sesshoumaru. "Did you sense and trouble?"

Sesshoumaru shook his head. "There is nothing nearby. Only a small village a few miles to the East."

Inuyasha nodded. "Good." He turned to face the rest of the group. "We are stopping here. Miroku, go get some fire wood. Shippou, go with him. Sango, there is a stream a ways off to the left for water, and Kagome..."

Kagome glared.

"Go screw your mate."

Kagome's eyes widened at his suggestion. Surely he did not say what she thought he just said. Not in front of everyone!

"A wise suggestion, half-breed." Sesshoumaru strolled over to Kagome, smirking, picked her up bridal-style, and carried her off into the woods.

Inuyasha shouted after them. "Don't come back until you worked all the bitch out of her!"

Kagome, filled with righteous indignation, sucked in a deep breath to yell back at her noisy, soon to be dead, friend. "Inuyasha! You bas-uurmph."

Apparently, she did not have the ability to speak with someone else's tongue in her mouth. Which, she found, she really did not have a problem with.

Despite Inuyasha being a complete and total shithead, he had actually solved her problem. Sesshoumaru was about to give her what she had been longing for all week. And, if she was lucky, he would give it to her multiple times.

Sesshoumaru finally set her on her feet, far from the sensitive ears of their companions. As he removed his armor and swords, he turned to her. "Our time together has been interrupted, but I will make up f-urrmph." Apparently, Sesshoumaru could not speak with someone else's tongue in his mouth either.

Quickly stripping, Kagome opted for minimum foreplay. She had been dying all week; she was as ready as she would ever be.

Oh please, oh please, oh please quickly turned into oh yes, oh yes, oh yes.

As she finally found release, Kagome screamed, Sesshoumaru growled, forest creatures scattered, and the ground...Well, it did not move, because that would just be silly. But, it did give her some serious grass stains on places she would rather not mention.

As Kagome began to doze off, Sesshoumaru's tongue traced a path down her neck.

Again?

Oh, okay.

Hours later, the couple rejoined the others. Kagome blushed as they were welcomed back. Inuyasha plopped down next to her and was surprised by the smile she gave him. Looking her over, he opened his mouth to speak.

"So, I take it Sesshoumaru rubbed you the right way?"

Fin