Beat it with a hammer.

I have the need to dance for now reason. Is this normal? What should I do?! o.O

Watch Dancing with the Stars, and no it isn't.

I can't seem to make any progress on the Ethics paper that I am writing, what shall I do?

Give up and dance. (Watch Dancing with the Stars with me!) >_<

I give horrible advice. What should I do?

Keep writing on this thread


Bird is making me watch all of the bad dances on Dancing with the Stars, what ever shall I do?

@bird I Could NOT resist

(haha)

You shall let Bird hypnotize you into watching it for twenty four hours straight...until DDN anyway...

Lover's making fun of me, what ever shall I do? (knight, knight in shining armor? Where are you?)

Put the lover in a jester's outfit so it is at least appropriate


I can't think of what to cook for dinner, what shall I do?

*puts Lover of Blue into jester outfit* (haha, funny)

Put everything into a pot and hope it turns out edible.

I am addicted to caffeine and cough drops. What should I do?

*This outfit is fabulous*

Go to an AA meeting


I can't stop watching Wipeout, what shall I do?

Participate in the show.

I am being attack by Godzilla. What should I do?

Become Spiderman


I can't come up with new choreography, what ever shall I dp?

Give a bunch of kids some sugar and mimic their throes of sugar high.

I'm not sure what to ask for help on. What should I ask?

Your Mom

I am lazy. What should I do?

Take a nap


My boyfriend and I are arguing over how to respond to a mugging and I want to win, what should I do?

Mug him to prove your point.

I have a cold I can't get rid of. What should I do?

Sleep - That is usually the answer to everything.

I want to sleep. What should I do?

Drink tons and tons of caffeine!! Weeee!

My legs are absolutely killing from running from zombies, what should I do?

Chop them off!


I've been working on my paper so hard, now that I'm done I cannot figure out how to occupy my time, what ever shall I do?

Keep on writing (all day, every day!), drop all responsibilities, and maybe have a Mountain Dew - just so you can keep writing on this thread a little longer due to sugar and caffeine! (Yay Mountain Dew!<~ I just love mountain dew lol)

I drank a lot of wine, what should I do?

EDIT: Sorry, my post isn't on the bottom! O.o

Post on the forums. KUKUKU...

I am hungry and don't want to get up. What should I do?

Get a pool boy


I can't find my phone and I need to make an important call, what should I do?

Use the home phone or a friend's phone to call a friend to have the friend call another friend to call another friend to call your phone. Once you find your phone by the ring (hopefully it's not on silent!), then promptly throw it in the toilet.

*legs chopped off* Omg, I chopped my legs off and now they are bleeding every where and can't make it to the phone! What should I do? *hurry, I think I don't have much time!* lol

Make up a song about how you chopped off your legs and hope that someone hears it


OMG I can't stop writing on this thread what should I do??

...dance...and then post some more...

I fell and can't get up. What should I do!?

If you have a cell phone on you, call one of those places that sells the "I've fallen and I can't get up buttons", purchase one, and wait for them to deliver it! Simple! lol xD

I haven't even started this paper and have no desire to write it over break, what should I do?

Turn in a blank sheet and tell the teacher you wrote it in invisible ink. ^_^

I need more inspriation to write meh stories. Any suggestions?