The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces;everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle; b = doombah; c = goober; d = cheesey; e = crusty
f = greasy; g = dumbo; h = farcus; i = dorky; j = doofus;
k = funky; l = boobie; m = sleezy; n = sloopy; o = fluffy
p = stinky; q = slimy; r = dorfus; ;s = snooty; t = tootsie
u = dipsy; v = sneezy; w = liver; x = skippy; y = dinky; z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin; b = feather; c = batty; d = burger; e = chicken
f = barffy; g = lizard; h = waffle; i = farkle; j = monkey;
k = flippin; l = fricken; m = bubble; n = rhino; o = potty
p = hamster; q = buckle; r = gizzard; s = lickin; t = snickle
u = chuckle; v = pickle; w = hubble; x = dingle; y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt; b = boob; c = face; d = nose; e = hump; f = breath
g = pants; h = shorts; i = lips; j = honker; k = head; l = tush
m = chunks; n = dunkin; o = brains; p = biscuits; q = toes
r = doodle; s = fanny; t = sniffer; u = sprinkles; v = frack
w = squirt; x = humperdinck; y = hiney; z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
When your done, list yours:
r0o = Sloopy Dippin-Frack 
