I was in the subway listening to one of my favorite songs on my ipod. The train was basicaly empty and I got so absorbed in the song that I unconsciously started playing an imaginary guitar while singing in my head. Unfortunately, the train arrived at my stop and the doors opened abruptly. I was cought in a ridiculous pose while a couple of people stared at me with wide eyes. It was mortifying lol.

Subject : public transportation means, i.e. buses, subway, trains

My first ride on a train was... interesting. At first I met a meth making grandma a recently released sex offender (who told me everything) so when a young man about my age sat beside me I was beyond thrilled.
So we talked, he was coming home from helping on his uncle's farm in Nevada and I was raised on a farm... lots to talk about! Then we talked about where we were from... (face palm) I told him about the largest city by my hometown, and he told me "Philly". In my state, we have a city called New Philly that is mostly Amish... so I started asking about New Philly and wondered why he looked at me funny. It never occurred that he met Philly, the city of brotherly love... not Amish Crafts. He switched seats and I spent the next hours listening to my MP3 player... friendless

Subject: Ladders

I was at work and had to climb up one of those tall ladders to get an item down for a customer. I looked down and decided I was stuck. Nuff said... Soooo embarrassing! Fellow worker, which just had to be cute, had to get me down. I still can't handle heights!

subject: Heights

My friend and I decided to celebrate the end of our midterms by trying bungee jumping some years back. There was a couple there who insisted on doing it together. The girl wore some low cut jeans shorts and a bikini top. When they took the fall her bikini top came undone. I cannot even imagine how embarassed she must have felt.

Subject : relatives

One time my mother went to a bridal shower for one of her friends when all of a sudden one of the party attendees asked her to hold the baby. She did and for about a hour she was commenting on how beautiful the baby was. The mother walked in and saw my mother playing with the boy and asked "Hi. do you have a son named Chaz?" My mother affirmed it. The girl laughed and said, "Did you know that you were playing with your grandson?" The woman said it so loud that everyone stopped and stared. My mom won't let my brother live it down now.

Subject: Revenge gone wrong.

One of my neighbors, when I was in college, decided one day to learn yukalele. He practised at noon, exactly the time I got back to sleep for an hour or two before my afternoon classes. One day I had a really bad mood and knocked on his door to ask him if he could practise some other time, claiming I would call the police. His answer was 'I am the police' and he was indeed a police officer lol. He stopped practising at noon, but whenever we met at the elevator, he would ask me if I had any suspicious activity in the building to report jokingly.

Subject : Police/Police officer

My parents both had really crazy jobs that took them far and away with little to no notice. Growing up in a major city they were stationed in at the time, they knew almost the entire P.D. My sister and I were often baby sat by cops. There was one time that one cop had just finished off a double shift and had picked us up from another cop on his way home. Needless to say he was really tired. I have uncontrollable ADD/ADHD. I am allergic to the meds. After about an hour of me bouncing off the walls he handcuffed me with my hands behind my back and set the key on the blade of the ceiling fan with it off. He told me I couldn't get the cuffs off until I got the key down. Then he went to bed.
Two and a half hours later he came out to check on us. My sister was still watching t.v. and I had just reached the key. I was standing on a speaker from his stereo system that was set on a dinning room chair that was on top of his coffee table. I had a bbq meat fork (one of those ones you use for the grill) in my mouth with the key dangling from one of the tines. He very nearly had a heart attack and then he fell down laughing because I had actually done it. I was six and barely stood three and half feet tall. After that he handcuffed me to door nobs to keep me out of trouble.

Subject: Music