After a hot and heavy session with Kagome, "Ooooh girl, you got that fire!!"

I was sitting in class today and this just popped in my head....weird.

"I Like Big Butts, and I can not lie! You other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks by wit a itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, YOU GET SPRUNG!!

If blondes are stupid, brunettes smart, red heads fiery, and black haired people are 'grounded', what are people with silver colored hair? Oh right...AWESOME!

4arrows wrote:
"I Like Big Butts, and I can not lie! You other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks by wit a itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, YOU GET SPRUNG!!

My ana-conda don't want none, unless you got bunz hun! LOL

"Yes, this Sesshoumaru would enjoy fries with that."

((yea pretty lame ))

Uniquewriterllama wrote: If blondes are stupid, *Ahem* FYI, we are simply smart enough to fool everyone into thinking we are stupid and therefore getting them to do our stuff for us...

4arrows, I love that song! When I get my karma powers back in 6 hrs., you are soooo getting one from me!

"This Sesshoumaru would like a beehive hairdo."

"Like, oh my gawd! I just got a text message!" *puts one clawed finger on chin in mock thought; in an air-headed voice* "Wonder who it's from? Oh my gawd I can't wait to answer!!!"

"You wanna come out to my truck for a beer?"

"Okay, first you mix in the butter, then add a little bit of this, and a little of that..and BAM!!! You've got yourself a cheap and easy meal, but very tastey. Kind of like me."

BoooYaah

SAVE ME! SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE ME!

Inuyasha: What are you doing here Sesshomaru?! Are you here to try to get my Tetsusaiga, again?

Sesshomaru: Pfft, please. I am so over that.

*wolf whistle as an attractive woman walks by*

"Yeah. I'd so hit that."

"My beast and I are here for therapy."

"You're right, I did act a little rash. Forgive me?"

Kagome: "Ok Sesshomaru, if you don't eat human food than what do you eat?"

(Gives a frustrated sigh) I eat French food of course.

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"Pink is my all-time favorite color."

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"Fabio is my idol."

or

"Darth Vader is my idol."

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"Ok, so I'm a hot, irresistible sex god with a superiority complex. BIG DEAL!!"

"Women rule the world."

Sorry I'm kind of new at this but I would have to say:

Normal day in Feudal Japan, the sun is shining, Inuyasha is cursing and Sesshomaru is calming walking over to the group. Yes everything is quite normal. Inuyasha gets sat by Kagome and she kindly asks Sesshomaru if there was something that he needed. Sesshomaru slowly walks over to the Inuyasha shaped hole in the ground picking him up saying that he has needed to say this to Inuyasha for quite some time.

Sesshomaru then opens his mouth to talk only to say:

Que cheesy Music and:
"I love you, you love me, were a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love , me , too?"


Hope you liked and that it hasn't been used yet I have only read a few so far. Just in case it has been:

"If you were gay that'd be ok, If you were queer I'd still be here. I mean you have a living breathing girl here who isn't havlf bad and even if you don't there is the clay pot. You seem tense so it seems like you haven't touched either. You do seem more relaxed after The Wolf Prince comes by and he does seems to stop by an awful lot and not just for the girl."

Really hope this isn't too long or that either ideas haven't been used.

"Damn, I need a manicure. My nails look like crap."

"UGH! With this humidity my hair will never lay flat! That's it, no killing today!"

"It's simple really, cat's rule and dogs drool."

"Hey Inuyasha, let's have a nice family dinner together!"

Please?

"This Sesshoumaru has decided to get his belly button pierced."

"Family game night!!!!"