(Sesshoumaru is sitting with a tub of ice cream and a bunch of wrapped and unwrapped candy bars)

Sesshoumaru: (Sighs) Ice cream and chocolate is the answer to all problems.

"Wait....everyone stop. What's this?! This black thing on my hakama?!?! WHAT IS IT?? HOW...HOW DID IT GET THERE....THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!?? QUICK JAKEN!!! COVER ME!"

Mikaela wrote:
"I'm too sexy for my shirt."

So unexpected, I feel of my chair with laughter!!My sides still hurt!!

"FANGIRLS! TAKE MY CLOTHES!!"

Well, just a quick sketch, really, but here are a few. ;D

"Do you have that thong in large?"

"That's what she said!"

"Dammit! Who stole my pants?"

"Where's my Karma Sutra, Inuyasha?"

"Cherry-flavoured zit remover? Hmn...."

"The Momma Bird has landed, Eskimo Three, over and out."

"My sword is bigger than yours!"

-Throws down sword-

"I am so sick of killing. I quit"

*looks at Rin* "Let's go play in that meadow, I saw all kinds of flowers, maybe we can make some of those halo things!"

"This Sesshoumaru has ants in his pants, and he needs to dance."

Sesshoumaru: "I find Buffy the Vampire Slayer to be an enjoyable diversion from the everyday toils my job entails."

Kagome: "Oh..."

Sesshoumaru: "And Spike is hot."

"I can has Tetsusaiga?"

Nefret wrote:
"I can has Tetsusaiga?"

Inuyasha: No!

Sesshoumaru: *sad face* Oh... *hopeful look* I can has ramen?

"Humans, the other white meat."

wawa wrote:
"Humans, the other white meat."

Hahaha!

"What do you mean Soylent Green is made of people?"

"I like chicken, I like liver. Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver!"

"I will kiss you square on the mouth, Kenny Rogers!"

"I'll kill you Leonard Nemoy!"

"You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get."

Sesshomaru: *sitting with a glum, confused look on face*
Rin: "What's wrong, Lord Sesshomaru"
Sesshomaru: "I... I'm not quite sure but this Sesshomaru thinks he's gay"

"Do you like waffles? Yeah we like waffles! Do you like pancakes? Yeah we like pancakes! Do you like french toast? Yeah we like french toast! Doot do do doot can't wait to eat a mouthful!" (youtube "do you like waffles?" for the song)

Sesshomaru walking through the forest listening to an iPod... "I ate a grape and I jizzed in my pants..."

*high whiny voice* '*scoffs* Omg I can't believe you said that! It was sooo hurtful! I'm not that fat right Naraku, right!?!

"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like, it's better than yours.
damn right, it's better than yours.
i could teach you, but i'd have to charge."

alternatively,

"my pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like, wanna trade cards?
damn right, i wanna trade cards.
i'll trade, but not my charizard."

"i was shaking my ass in the streets this morning"

"Respect My Authoritay!!"

"OMG! They killed Jaken! You Bastards!"

I'm emo.

this sesshomaru beleives that he is a wimp.

Referring to the miko: "Holla back young baddie!"

"I've been a bad boy. Spank me."

"I'll never kill again."

"This Sesshomaru wishes to become a Geisha."

"Kiss me! I'm Irish!"

runs up behind Jaken and grabs him "I caught you! So where's my pot of gold?"

"Jaken marry me and we'll live in my castle full of butterflies"



I made him sound effin' gay.

"Our business in this world is not to succeed, but to continue to fail in good spirits."

lol. I'm sorry, but I just love this proverb. It goes completely against Sesshoumaru's character.

toranushi23 wrote:
"Respect My Authoritay!!"

"OMG! They killed Jaken! You Bastards!"


LMAO--This is so random...lol--just what I needed at the moment though.