Chewing nails.

Best habit to pick up.

Being on time!


Worse joke you've heard?

A mushroom goes to a party. He asks a girl if she would like to dance with him. She says no. "But why not?" he asks. "I'm a fun guy!" (fungi) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Best joke you ever heard?

A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender, irritated, says, "What'll you have?"

The duck says, "Got any pickles?"

The bartender spits and says "We don't have pickles here, We serve drinks. Now get out!"

The duck hops off the stool and waddles out.

The next day, the same duck waddles into the same bar, hops on a stool, looks the bartender in the eye and asks, "Got any pickles?"

The bartender, irritated, says, "I told you yesterday we don't serve pickles here, we serve drinks, now GET OUT!"

The duck hops off the stool and waddles out.

The next days the same duck waddles into the same bar and hops on a stool, looks at the bartender, and asks: "Got any pickles?"

The bartender, infuriated, POUNDS his fist on the bar and yells at the duck. "I told you two times we don't serve pickles here, we serve drinks! If you ask me ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to nail your beak to the bar! NOW GET OUT!"

With that the duck shrugged, hopped off the stool, and waddled out.

The next day, the same duck waddled into the same bar, hopped on a stool, looked the bartender in the eye and asked: "Got any nails?"

The bartender, puzzled, said "No."

The duck then looked him square in the eye and said, "Got any pickles?"

Worst pickup line?

"Did it hurt?"...."When you fell from heaven"....


Best pick up line?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


Worst halloween costume you've ever seen?

now the worst costumes i ever see are the so called "children" that look around 20 who just carry around a bag wearing nothing but what i would call normal clothing. ask them what they are they say "i'm a serial killer" good job tootsie roll for you.

and the worst movie hands down is can't stop the music starring the village people. don't believe me check it out.

Wrost song u ever heard

Mesmerize by Ja Rule, feat. Ashanti. (so degrading!)





Best Inuyasha theme-song you've ever heard?

the fourth ending, i have it on my ipod i love that song.

Best manga you ever read?

INUYASHA! .....LOL.


Worse accident you've ever commited?

I hydroplaned into the median along the highway, my car spun around, I was t-boned by another car and it caused a 5 car pile up. Thank God for no injuries but everyone's vehicle was totaled.


What is the worst roommate experience you've ever had?

I had a perverted roommate who hated women. He was so weird, he'd be like "God your friend is so hot." one second and then screaming about manipulative bitches the next. He was nuts. Ended up being gay....go figure.

Best roommate you ever had?

(im following you in forum zaeda!)

Best room mate I had was a girl I met while painting dorm rooms. Her philosophy on life was, "Do it until someone tells you to stop." Her philosophy on guys was, "The meaner you are to them, the more they'll like you." She taught me a lot... We lived together for 2 yrs. and had a lot of wild adventures, fueled by paint fumes and laughs!

Worst weather you had to endure.

The wost weather i have seen was last year when we had this really bad storm come off the cost it hit us the hardest because we are only 60 miles from the beach it was the worst storm that i have seen in the long 18 years i have lived in Oregon and probably is not the last one i well see!

What is the best Memory you have?

Oh, that's an easy one for me and I have three of them. I call them my little Rins (because they follow me everywhere and I just can't seem to get rid of them) and my best memories of them are the days they were born on.


Best chocolate candy?

Snickers. No question about it.

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you, in front of your family?

hmmmm i would think it was when i told my dad about the Evil Squirrel jumping off the power line at me that was sad lol.

Worst time spent with family?

Spring Break, 1993. I was supposed to be scuba-diving in Florida. Instead I was paying off a new transmission while being SNOWED IN for 5 days with my parents, brother and his best friend who had spent the night before the storm hit.

Favorite Halloween memory.

The first time I had every went to a haunted house. I was a freshmen in college and I went with my roommates. The haunted house was a little rinky-dink one put on by some middle/high school group. We were all so scared, as we ran from the establishment we tripped and fell on our faces. The ones that did fall were dragging those of us who did. The haunted house wasn't really that scary, I just think it was how we were feeding off of each other's emotions.

What was the worst fight/confrontation you have ever been in?

I have never been in a fight. The worst confrontation was with a girl at a funeral. Some people have no respectt for anything. Oh well she left didn't go to blows. Too bad i would have destroyed her!


Worst place to run into people you know?

The pharmacy... They'll want to know what you're ailing from, or the laundromat where they see all your dirty laundry!


The best time of day?

Best time day for me is night time. I'm a night owl through and through. It's even better when I do not have to wake up early the next morning. Then I don't have to force myself to go to bed so I'm not an absolute B*@ch the next day.


Worst time of the year?

Tax time!


Best kind of gold for jewelry?

24 Karat. Then when I go to sell it, I get more $!

Best style of underwear for men. Thong, boxers, briefs, boxer briefs, fundoshi...

Boxers briefs, especially if the man has a nice bum. They also don't gape open when a man walks through the house, unlike regular boxers...not that I mind, but I had a horrible incident involving my father walking out of the bathroom one morning in his cotton boxers...it wasn't pretty and it left me scared. I still shiver at the thought.

Best style of swim trunks?